The auckPwn Vending Machine!

You receive a traumatised cow!

-Inserts Dissidia: Final Fantasy-

You receive a spleen!

-inserts another Vending Machine-

You receive a smelly rat!

-inserts Yackus-

You recive a mistake made by me!

- Inserts Pokemon -

You get some Ash in a packet of Ketchup *shot*

-inserts elmo-

You get a can of pepsi!

- Inserts Mickey Mouse -

You receive an old 50's film

-inserts a lit candle and oil-

You recive a 3rd degree burn!

- Inserts Rambo -

You receive a machine gun

-inserts my burnt body-

You recive a foot

- Inserts a dollar bill -

You an IOU note

-inserts Priestess of the Moon-

You receive a butt. 8|

-inserts sewing machine-

You receive a fairy princess outfit!

-inserts a goatee-

You receive a goat. 8|
"I'm on a goat, motherfucker!" 8DDD

-inserts a boat-

You receive scurvy!

-inserts orange-

you recive OJ...simpson

-Inserts bleeding stab wound-

you receive some playboy magazines

-inserts the actor that does borat and bruno-

You recive a man with a small penis

-inserts a hand grenade missing the pin-

You receive a dead carcass

-inserts the obviously copying UndiesPatrol guild 'BootyPatrol'

you recieve a guild better than undie patrol (greencream is a faggot so HA)

-inserts small asian child-

You recive a US $1 bill and a hand shake!

- Inserts can of fanta -

Recievs tooth decay

-inserts barack obama-