The Corrupt a Wish game!

Welcome all, and this is the Corrupt a Wish game. This is how it goes down :

First off, Poster 1 would do something like this :

I wish I had 1 million dollars!

Then Poster 2 would say :

Granted, but the money is from a few thousand years ago and is worth nothing now.

And Poster 2 would make a wish, and this would continue on.

I wish I could have my own Pokemon

Granted, but... THERES NO POKEBALLS SO THEY RUN FREE AND WILD AND YOU CAN NEVER CATCH THEM TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! plus they will probably kill you and eat your brains...

You're meant to make a wish.

SHUT UP I COPIED WAT U WROTE THE FIRST TIME

Josh, make a wish. It says everything perfectly there.

Poster one wishes
Poster two answers wish
Poster two wishes
Poster one answers wish
continues

So should I make a wish?

I wish I had A Glass Of Water

Wish granted, except all you get is a glass... made of water.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted but... You only get 1 wish and it has to be for a chicken.

I wish I had a candy bar

ahhhhhhh i get this now

granted but i stole it

i wish this wish was funny :\

Granted... but it is american slapstick funny *-*

I wish I hand a new gutair

stole it noob hahahaha

Granted, but the guitar spontaneously bursts into flames whenever you play a note.

I wish I had a ps3