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    How to be a Real Ninja

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    Post by Calvin Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:46 am

    How to be a Real Ninja Ninjax

    I know you're thinking 'This asshole is retarded', but these might really help you be stealthy, swift and be in better shape.
    Ninja Gear, Tools and Powders.::::::::::::::::.

    Preparation for pure Nicotine:

    1. Buy tobacco [cheap cigarettes or a pouch of pipe tobacco]
    2. put tobacco in a jar [pyrex heatable container]
    3. add an equal amount of rubbing or distilled alcohol preferably over 100 proof.
    4. simmer and stir until it looks like coca-cola colored.
    5. strain tobacco mixture out into another pyrex dish.
    6. if you want it to become more potent, keep using the same liquid for about 3 batches.
    7. After the potency you want is acheived, strain and keep in another dish.
    8. After washing your heatable container, boil off all the excess liquid until a semi thick syrup remains.
    9. that's pure nicotine.
    10.note: tasteless in coffee and other heavy beverages. 2 drops, maybe 3 will kill someone.

    Blinding powder:

    What you will need -
    Sand
    Ash
    Black Pepper
    Cayanne Pepper and Seeds
    Baby Powder

    Caution!: Wear Eye protection when Crushing and Mixing, as to not get the powder in your eyes!

    Method:
    1. Crush the Black Pepper, Cayanne Pepper and Cayanne seeds so they become a fine powder.
    2. Mix with Sand, Ash and Baby powder.
    3. Put in a small portable contain, easily opened incase of emergengcy.

    Shuriken:
    Watch this video to make your own proper Shuriken:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6fiC0AW2Dw

    Ninja Outfit:
    Starting from feet up..
    Ninja style shoes can be bought at No.1 Shoe Warehouse in Botany, for around $40. They call them Samurai Shoes, but they are the same style as Ninja shoes.
    Ninja Mask:
    How to be a Real Ninja How_To_Be_A_Ninja

    Ninja Food:
    Pretty much just general healthy foods. But, meat has lots of fat, so don't eat as much of it. Eat lots of eggs, vegetables and fish. Fish or Crab sushi is a good compilation of these. Rice and Bread are also good for energy.


    Techniques and other Training .::::::::::::::::.
    (Coming Soon)



    Tips:
    Practice sneaking closely past a Cat or Dog, without being detected.

    Do daily lift ups using a tree, starting with doing 2 the first day, 4 the second etc, until you get to 20 non stop. Once up to 20, keep doing 20 each day, to maintain your arm strength.

    Go for weekly runs starting with 2km, then 4km and so on till about 10km. Do this to maintain leg strength, and general fitness.

    Use your hands with rough surfaces, as this will strengthen your skin, making it easier to hold on to uneven surfaces e.g. a recently pruned tree branch.


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    Post by Epic Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:27 am

    Ninja's are definitely pop culture. Good job mate.

    You forgot putting the part where you get laid like every second day by smexy female ninjas.
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    Post by Calvin Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:22 am

    Lol. I was sure it was only the really horny ninjas. Oh well.
    I updated the topic, adding a Clothing section, also I added another tips.
    Techniques will start coming up, after my band's performance next week.

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    Post by Defeated Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:31 am

    Awesome Guide
    Shuriken looks so cool.
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    Post by Calvin Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:45 am

    Lol. I'm adding a Ninja Mask tutorial soon Very Happy
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    Post by Defeated Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:54 am

    Awesome
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    Post by Calvin Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:34 am

    Updated with Ninja Mask tutorial. I'll be adding a Ninja belt soon. Smile
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    Post by Calvin Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:32 am

    Added Ninja Food.

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